Parody for Booting the Seattle City Council

Video on YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HLRGdWxKyoE&feature=youtu.be

50 Ways to Boot the Council Lyrics

The problem is all inside your head, they said to me
The answer is easy but they won’t think logically
I'd like to help them in their struggle to be free
There must be... 50 ways to boot the Council

They said don’t believe what you see on komo news
Not in our interest to discuss opposing views
So I repeat myself, at the risk of being crude
There must be 50 ways to Boot the Council
There must be 50 ways to Boot the Council

Take a long hike, Mike
Make a new plan, S'want
Don't lose your head, Deb
Just listen to us!

Digging the new job, Rob?
Don’t need an excuse, Bruce
Just pack up your pal, Sal
Your time is up!

So hop on the bus, Mosq'
Roll on along, Gonz'
Drop off your keys, 'Lise
Pls set yourselves free!

Been quite the ride
No need for goodbyes
Just slip out the back y’all
And never return!

They don’t care how many move away, die, or get abused
All they see is status quo, bike lanes, and revenues
So now they’ll be the ones out there singing the blues
There must be 50 ways to boot the council

They said it's really not their habit to tell the truth
Furthermore, they make sure it gets ignored or misconstrued
So, I repeat myself, at the risk of being cruel
There must be 50 ways to Boot the Council
Fifty ways to boot the Council...

Make a new plan, S'want
Don't lose your head, Deb
Just listen to us!

Digging the new job, Rob?
Don’t need an excuse, Bruce
Just pack up your pal, Sal
Your time is up!

So hop on the bus, Mosq'
Roll on along, Gonz'
Drop off your keys, 'Lise
Pls set yourselves free!